Cannes 6oth: "You Canadians! You used to be so funny!"

Apparently (because we're not at Cannes) Michael Moore shouted this at Canadian journalists in Cannes after several tough criticisms of his new American health care documentary Sicko."

"You gave us all our best comedians. When did you turn so dark?" - Michael Moore

Michael, we are dark because all of our best comedians left Canada to go down to America to seek fame and fortune. We hope their waiting times to get emergency botox procedures take forever - and the high price of American health care ends up taking all of their Saturday Night Live royalties. That will show them.

Actually, please come back. We love you here in Canada, honestly we do. We really need you. We need stars. We're so tired of seeing Colin Mochrie and Callum Keith Rennie in everything. Please come back.

Via the Toronto Star