A Very Brief Review: Everything's Gone Green

I wish I knew where to start. No. No, it wasn't that Everything's Gone Green is such a horrible film, so flawed as to be still-born. It just that it was so average that it doesn't offend, nor does it entertain. It simply passes some time. The good news is that it was over cast here in Vancouver when I entered the theatre, but when I left, 90 mins or so later, it was bright and clear.

Sometimes Vancouver isn't so bad. So, since it's so damned nice out, I'll be brief.

Go see this film if you think Douglas Coupland is a brilliant commentator on the modern condition. You might get a chuckle or two. Better yet, rent it so you can participate by listening to your Airport streamed iTunes, play your Nintendo DS and talk to your friend on the phone at the same time.

If you are like me however, and find his writing to be shallow and predictable, stay away. Spend that $10 on beer and watch Entertainment Tonight while eating chips with a spoon.

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Edit: If anyone out there in web land wants me to actually talk about the film, post a comment and I will do so. Otherwise I'm operating on the idea that this film has already taken and hour and a half of my life, and deserves no more.